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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 07:00

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

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Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service